New York City: an ode to thee.

NEW YORK CITY.

Where alarms are unnecessary because of the never ending parade of sirens and horns outside your window.

The City that Never sleeps.

Where it is acceptable to wear and be just about anything.

Freedom reigns in this place.

The Big Apple.

Where it is uncommon not to have a cigarette in your mouth. Can you guess the top two causes of death?

Lung cancer and second hand smoke inhalation causing lung cancer.

The Concrete Jungle.

Where being a hipster is so normal that the terms loses it's meaning.

The eighties are making a comeback.

The Diversity Capitol of the World.

Where there are more tourists than natives. No sir; I do not want your brochure.

The Land of Opportunity.

Five boroughs, twenty million people, eight hundred languages, too many coffee shops.

Among the top addiction strongholds: drugs, alcohol, caffeine.

The Empire City.

Yes, Donald Trump's name is practically everywhere in this city. No, that does not mean that he should be our next president.

Hashtag Presidential Election twenty sixteen.

New York City, this is an ode to you. Never change.

Not that you would ever need to.

The Center of the Universe.

New York City.